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IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

(Source: princessveroni)

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My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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[Hans:] Think about it Anna, didn’t it all just seem … too convenient?

[Anna:] Convenient!? 

[Hans:] All your life had been a series of doors in your face
And then suddenly I bumped into you

[Anna:] You tricked me! You knew
I was hurting my whole life, finding love to chase 

[Hans] And maybe you were being desperate and didn’t think it through

[Anna:] How dare you …
[Hans:] But through you

[Hans:] I found my place…
[Anna:] You were a fake…

[Both:] And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before!
Love is a giant bore!
Love is an unfair war!
Love is a dreary chore!

[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] Boo-hoo! 

[Anna:] Love should be so much more…

[Hans:] I mean it’s crazy…
[Anna:] What?

[Hans:] You fell for it just like—
[Anna:] give it a rest!

[Hans:] That’s what I was gonna say!

[Anna:] I’ve never met someone—

[Both:] Who’s so unlike from me!
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation

[Hans:] You—
[Anna:] And I—
[Hans:] Were—
[Anna:] Just—

[Both:] A story!

[Hans:] Say goodbye…
[Anna:] It’s all lies…

[Hans:] To the pain of the past
I don’t have to feel it anymore!

[Both:]
Love is a cold, dark floor!
Love is a living horror!
Life would be such a snore!

[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!!
[Anna:] With you!!!
[Hans:] With you!!!!

[Both at the same time:] 
[Hans:] Love is a royal score…
[Anna:] Is this what I’ll die for?…

[Hans:] All that’s left now is to kill Elsa, and bring back summer.

[Anna:] You’re no match for Elsa.
[Hans:] No. You’re no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendale from destruction. 
[Anna:] You won’t get away with this.
[Hans:] Oh, I already have.

Can someone PLEASE record this!

I can do Anna if someone does Hans

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